Hypercognic galactobrain Elon Musk is looking for a new challenge. It sounds like it is true this time as well. Rumour speaks of hot and steamy IVF sessions with Katie Miller, wife of unpleasant fascist Stephen Miller, which have led to the expulsion of both from the government. All he can do now is gather the photos of his children, steal some items of stationery from the office and hand over his work phone before being led from the building.
DOGE has been a total failure and even the ideologues in the White House must see this. It is an article of faith among the extreme right that there are huge reservoirs of government waste that will release untold wealth to the country. DOGE proved that this is not the case, but caused such turmoil and destruction that will take years to undo.
It’s not looking good for him elsewhere. Starship suffered another partial success on Tuesday. The third rocket in a row underwent a complete spontaneous unplanned disassembly event, in which the debris of the $3bn rocket ended up in the Indian Ocean.
Tesla is not looking much better. A combination of an ageing product lineup, strong competition and an intense personal dislike of Musk has led to sales in Europe dropping by 50%. Robotaxis will not help. The hopeless Cybertruck is already one of the most conspicuous automotive failures of all time and there is no McNamara to pick up the pieces.
Deport this African immigrant.